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August 16, 2010

So here’s the pitch.

You know about The Muppet Babies.

What about…The Seinfeld Babies.

Here’s a snippet of how I see this playing out:

Cue Children’s Xylophone- bing bing bing bing bing bingabingbingbingbingbingbing bing bing bing do doot do doot do doot ::rattle out::

Little George: She wont change my diapers Jerry!! She’s readin a magazine, while I’m SITTIN here!

Little Jerry: Elaine wont give back my plum colored crayon. She KNOWS I like the plum more than the classic purple. She KNOWS.

I think maybe she just likes saying “cray-on”

Enter little Kramer. He’s in a wheeled jumped and glides into scene.

Little Kramer (glugging from jerry’s bottle): Yo.

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Hedwig and the Angry Inch - Origin of Love

This runs around my head from time to time.  Now is one of those times.

Greatness incarnate.

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August 13, 2010

tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

The bottom of the ocean. With superspecial eyes and lungs. And pressure resisting skin.

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August 13, 2010
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iloveyouspaceman: daveholmes: scottfriday: plemur: atfrageelay: Join the Wish Stephen A Happy 40th Birthday Project Please reblog. This is my kid brother Stephen. As you can tell, he loves his birthday. He turns 40 on September 1st and I thought it would be fun if people sent him postcards and/or contributed to his birthday Tumblr to wish him a happy 40th. He loves his birthday, photos of himself, and cheesy television. Anything combining those things is welcome, and he’d love postcards from where you live or featuring something related to his interests, too. If you’re good at photoshop or can just add a funny birthday caption, you can contribute something to the HappyBdayStevie Tumblr—multiple subs are encouraged, especially when you read the next paragraph. He’s really into certain facets of pop culture, especially The Three Stooges and ’70s and ’80s TV. Photoshopping him into, say, a scene from The Three Stooges, Three’s Company, Happy Days, Gimme A Break, Full House, Good Times, Lost in Space, BJ & the Bear, Magnum P.I., Night Court, Laverne and Shirley, Mork and Mindy, Mr. Belvidere, Webster, A Different World, Family Matters, Perfect Strangers, or Diff’rent Strokes would absolutely rock his world. Yeah, I know; this is gonna be fun. I’ll be giving him the cards and revealing the Tumblr on his special day, Sept. 1, 2010, so that’s the deadline. Send postcards to: Stevie Klym P.O. Box 656 Woodstock, IL 60098 I only ask that you keep any submissions, virtual or paper, clean and kind in language and imagery. If you have questions, hit me up here. Thanks. Oh, this could be fun! this is going to be so awesome. i’m so excited. I’m in. 

iloveyouspaceman:

daveholmes:

scottfriday:

plemur:

atfrageelay:

Join the Wish Stephen A Happy 40th Birthday Project

Please reblog. This is my kid brother Stephen. As you can tell, he loves his birthday. He turns 40 on September 1st and I thought it would be fun if people sent him postcards and/or contributed to his birthday Tumblr to wish him a happy 40th.

He loves his birthday, photos of himself, and cheesy television. Anything combining those things is welcome, and he’d love postcards from where you live or featuring something related to his interests, too.

If you’re good at photoshop or can just add a funny birthday caption, you can contribute something to the HappyBdayStevie Tumblr—multiple subs are encouraged, especially when you read the next paragraph.

He’s really into certain facets of pop culture, especially The Three Stooges and ’70s and ’80s TV. Photoshopping him into, say, a scene from The Three Stooges, Three’s Company, Happy Days, Gimme A Break, Full House, Good Times, Lost in Space, BJ & the Bear, Magnum P.I., Night Court, Laverne and Shirley, Mork and Mindy, Mr. Belvidere, Webster, A Different World, Family Matters, Perfect Strangers, or Diff’rent Strokes would absolutely rock his world. Yeah, I know; this is gonna be fun.

I’ll be giving him the cards and revealing the Tumblr on his special day, Sept. 1, 2010, so that’s the deadline.

Send postcards to:

Stevie Klym

P.O. Box 656

Woodstock, IL 60098

I only ask that you keep any submissions, virtual or paper, clean and kind in language and imagery. If you have questions, hit me up here. Thanks.

Oh, this could be fun!

this is going to be so awesome. i’m so excited.

I’m in. 

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August 13, 2010

The 6 Year-Old Greeting

HELLOOOOO!! Hi Tumblr! My names Arugula! I’m going to write stuff on you just like eveybody else. Well, not just like them because what I write will be ohsomuch more clever than ANYTHING YOU HAVE EVER READ BEFORE. Prepare yourself unknowable masses! Fear my indestructible intellect as it crushes both your pituitary and your medulaoblongata into a pulp. Much like the pulp created from trees to make paper. You are the trees. I am both water and The Shredder. Like the one in TMNJ. That means Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles if you’ve been living on Mars for like, ever. Nerd. I bet you’ve never even heard of Vanilla Ice.

As my first masses-enlightening wonder-act, I introduce…

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